That’s the kind of combination an idiot would have on his luggage

Hardcore band front man

Before the ice was in my grill, before I got my major deal

Don’t they go inside one kids colon too?

Put the return address as the address you want to send it to, no stamp needed

Just cool guys looking to hang out with other cool guys.

I eat green berets for breakfast, and I’m very hungry!

Problem? What problem?

Freedom

Yamaha

Catch you on the waves brah 😎

I was looking for this comment. My nana has a huge thing of thimbles from every single trip they’ve ever taken. It’s pretty cute tbh

Cat: You think this is funny?

Woooosh

Swans

As soon as I hit submit on this comment I realized I was holding a tv in my hand that connects to the internet.

When I was in the office absolutely, now at home if my power and internet are out I can’t even watch tv.