Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin. It’s both appropriate for the task and poetic.

Oh finally, I meet another person with tongue-chin.

Red and green are the same color, duh, dumbass.

Colorblind btw.

While using a picture of a statue of the late great HMM Arleny. How dare you?

This meme is about boiling pasta. You butter before you boil? Weird.

I have a non-tactile mechanical keyboard so sometimes I fat finger a couple keys. I regularly just delete the last 2 characters I typed and redo it and it works more often than not. But it still feels anxiety inducing.

Nah, that’s bullshit. Might as well make some similar memes with minorities in the second panel, I’m sure that’ll go over well.

Yeah, just insult everyone and tell some people not to get offended. Nice.

Or…no.

Costumes that need a sign to describe it probably aren’t very great just as a baseline.

You just shamed people literally one comment back. Shut the hell up lol you just want to see your username on the screen.

You just said it in your first sentence. It’s not rocket surgery, your literal meat existence will be used for passive profit.

The original thread link just breaks Connect for me.

No, it fucking doesn’t because we don’t live in a perfect world and entitled/dumbasses fill the road. If I’m in the right lane and some chucklefuck is matching my speed in the on-ramp next to me and doesn’t either speed the fuck up or slow the fuck down in the 2 whole minutes they have in that lane, they’re gonna end up slamming their brakes at the end. All it would take is a modicum of awareness to get over and stop this awkward bullshit. That’s just ONE example.

This isn’t a traffic jam. This isn’t the middle of Delhi. We’re talking about normal everyday traffic. It’s 2 cars in a 4 lane highway, and the dumbass can’t even merge.

And no, it’s not my responsibility to make sure they get over. I’m not hand holding idiots.

Point is, we don’t live in a fucking vacuum and all it takes is opening your eyes and judging the situation in front of you accordingly.

Pre-2020, all zombie movies were goofy fiction. Now, I feel like they are best-case scenarios. People are fucking dumb as shit.