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Where you high? It would be understandable.

Huh. Didn’t know this. But I’ve never been to a DQ.

Just to be clear, they started off with ice cream and then pivoted to non-ice cream foods they called “fan food”.

If they had gotten the same actor who played the college football player, that would have made it better. They made a call back to the sketch in one of the East-West Bowl sketches where a player is named AY AY RON.

Pretty much one of the best sketches they did.

If one of you’ll says some silly ass name, this whole class is gonna feel my wrath.

I like how Fortnite is part of this.

It was formerly a military barracks I think, before that.

Is the Internet warm?

Something, something… Rick Sanchez is probably horny?

Please don’t say artisanal. That is a bullshit word. There is such a thing called speciality which is a technical term for coffee that is graded at 80-100 points. If you are using words like artisanal or gourmet, you are not knowable. Those in my opinion are bullshit words that make poor quality coffee sound fancy and super gross.

I only drink speciality.

https://sca.coffee/research/what-is-specialty-coffee

Back in 2019 during the commodity crisis when the price was below a $1, they pretended to contribute lots of money to helping their farmers. The company publicly announced they were donating money to the farms they owned. That amount based on available financial data suggested that that money was equal to a single afternoon’s profits.

The point here is that Starbucks could have been contributing to the falling price of commodities, which they should have released more current financial data for. More transparency would have given a better idea if they were having a positive or negative impact. What this all boiled down to was simply saying what they paid their farms. If they did that, it would have been better.

https://sprudge.com/the-starbucks-traceability-tool-is-not-a-transparency-report-167713.html

No it is not.

Please don’t consume Starbucks. They have a reputation for buying from farms in Brazil and Guatemala that employe slave labor and child labor.

EDIT: Starbucks also abuses the Italian language. None of their drinks are what they claim to be. That mocha you had is too large to be a mocha.

Is it? Be real. Did you really think this would be decent?

If anyone says aliens, I’m just going to call you speciesist towards your own people.

Tobias Funke would like a word.

Now I’m expecting a Sesame Street episode where Keanu Reeves gives the lessons on how to be nice.

🤷‍♂️ At the rate seasons have been getting produced with Kate, and formerly Glenn and Rob doing other shows since 2021, you have two years to catch up. Seasons have been two years apart as of season 15.

I saw multiple instances this year of teens wearing those inflatable arm cuffs for swimming that you give little kids.