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Fair winds and following seas.

I think you are confusing the wedding for the reception. Both are, to some extent, also about the gathering of friends and family, but IMO for the wedding, the guests are there to witness. The reception tilts more towards the guests who are their to celebrate with the couple.

The wedding is about the couple, not about you.

I’m not ruining my bladder

And, to be clear, it is possible to do just that, although it is unlikely to happen from just once.

e: Also, it can give you a UTI, which is much more likely and sucks.

Then you are ignorant or lack critical thinking skills, or maybe both.

Welcome to the party. People have been doing exactly that for at least 20 years; preparing for the “zombie apocalypse.”

Yeah, this was a known thing when I was a kid… considerably longer ago than 10 years.

“Decipher” is a mostly synonymous word which is more commonly used in that context.

We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.

I use a lone red light on my nightstand to navigate at night, so this gave me a chuckle.

Polysulfones. Tough bastards and spendy.

I wonder whether I could stump you. The place where I work makes a couple of very niche polymers.

OP, you might want to read an actual history book or three.

Big Glove hates this one simple trick. You can wear mittens any time of year.

He said “Get it out in the ooooopen”

I used to sell that model when it was the new hotness.

Come to ZOMBO DOT COM

I know a lot of people are scared of snakes and spiders. They dont bother me, there are only a few that are dangerous where I live, so I know how to recognize and avoid them.

Then I moved to the South and I learned about roaches first hand. Holy shit. Those fuckers feeak me out. No idea why but they trigger something primal in me. A combination of disgust and revulsion that is different from fear but is just as bad.