Higgs boson

Use a better indexer.

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.

The 3 options for regular coffee, commonly found in the US: heavy cream, half&half (50% milk & 50%heavy cream) , non-dairy creamer

I think most people use “half and half” in their coffee. Nondairy “creamer” is basically corn syrup solids and coloring. Its nasty.

A poor quality tomato can be worse than no tomato.

I havent seen it in years because of forever stamps and digital postage, but people used to actually do this to make up for a few cents postage for a heavy letter, et c. My mom is notoriously cheap though, so maybe it is just us.

The proverbial hedgehog’s dilemma.

I’m old, I’ve seen Zardoz many times. ;)

Zardoz has spoken.

And how am I just now noticing ZardOZ bears similarities to a certain fictive wizard? The WiZARD of OZ

I guess I know what I am watching tonight.

That, or your glasses are dirty.

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

(When I carried a pager) I’d rather occasionally get paged at 3AM for nothing than not get a page when it actually was Something. But those were production systems for things that would make the news if they went down.

Finally someone my age posts theirs.

Horseshit. Legumes and avocados are vegetables.

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What tf kind of lame ass strawman is that? News flash: its usually cheaper to prepare your own food. Film at 11.

Who tf pays $15 for a sandwich? Y’all motherfuckers need to learn how to cook.

I don’t even know where to start.

All of history from corporations becoming a thing to present day.

Corporations are people. The problem is that people are selfish greedy assholes.

I just watched an episode of Justified where that trope happened. At least they claimed it was specially modified by a bomb-maker.

I live in a red state and have the day off, champ.