I miss the “bone apple tea” subreddit. That and “boot too big” were constant sources of slightly stronger nostril exhalations.

Escargot Robbie

Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!

Dicks out for Harambe

Tits out for Koko?

One step at a time

First thing I thought of, as well. That scene gave me nightmares as a child.

I’ve never heard that joke before, but that’s brilliant.

I’m in my mid 30s, and I’ve been saying it ever since I learned it from an animated series based on the movie Jumanji.

Agreed.

Sticks or it didn’t happen, OP.

That’s very interesting and informative. Cheers!

At least Hitler cared about Germany, or something.

I Googled “man feeding soup to sick woman” to find this:

https://www.mediabakery.com/RAD0016008-sick-woman-eating-chicken-soup.html