Would you still love me if I was a mole?

I thought that my broom was wireless but I cracked it open and it was full of wires. I bought another one but that one had wires in it as well! I got a really old wooden broom and would you guess what there were wires in it too! It turns out that it’s standard practice, and wireless brooms have been phased out for generations. Google won’t tell you that (it runs on wires) but you can check if you don’t believe me.

Is the sun rendered as a 2d billboard (a plane always facing the observer) or as part of a skybox?

Some people might say that you shouldn’t judge a people based on the actions of one person but what about the time that I was twelve years old and the entire past, present, and future population of Italy kicked down my door and stole my lunch money?? How do you account for that? You cannot!

One day I sat down and I started jerking. Some people liked the cut of my jerks so I’ve just kept jerking and growing stronger and now I’m so snailpilled that I may keep jerking forever and ever amen

She’s just like me fr fr (she’s not like me actually because I am not full of money (I am poor))

Diagnosis: cat

Confidence: 80%

You can’t tell me what to do! I was told that I do not need to do what other people say I need to do! Which I guess means that I do need to do what other people say that I need to do! But then that means that I do not need to do what other people say I need to do! Do do people need I do need people tell do me need!

One time I stepped on a banana peel but kept my balance so I just kept sliding. Each day I walk uphill to work and each day I bring three bananas with me. At the end of the day I ride the bananas home and it’s a great way to get around.

If you keep doing it your skull gets stronger. I started doing it in response to compiler errors and now my skull is buff as hell. I’ve got, like, forehead abs up there and I can break just about anything I set my mind to. Those goats are lax in their training and they should be afraid of me.

In all of my time here I haven’t seen a single person advocating for forcing disobedient children to eat dirt smh my head such an echo chamber literally 1984

Don’t call me out like this :3