Most likely just spending more on security.

If that’s 6.9M solution in the glass, it might be a bad number.

High fructose corn syrup

Now wiggle those ears!

Smell like cabbage…

Obligatory Flag Code violation notice…

Hey, if we don’t make micro plastic in our kitchen sinks to wash down the drain, who will?

Does this count as enshittification?

Hmm, miniseries could work. I stopped reading the book because it felt like a screenplay. (And the movie is unrelated garbage.)

Many a fast loris has been mistaken for a drop bear. Understandable, given the limited amount of time to judge such things before the inevitable end.

Nah, just gotta wait for the neighbor to go to work.

Yep, wishing and hoping.

Unfortunately, I still access to a fax, and have trouble finding it. (Some sort of security-by-obscurity method that the medical world clings to.)

We all know that’s a wig, right? Makes it easier(?) to cut on your own. I doubt he’s healthy enough to grow his own hair.

Air frying is just a convection cremation, you know.

Foolish mortals, always trying to prove their mortality.

Perhaps not. There must be a graph that could describe the relationship, even if it hasn’t ever been drawn.

If you downvote the post, the insightful comment is less likely to be seen.

Ok, now I’m a Pastafarian.

Now I can’t stop thinking about Skeletor with bangs.