glizzyguzzler
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With the shitshow of the worl rn I bet the majority of people won’t notice a repost beyond a year, maybe even 6 months. So blast us with new-old shitposts
glizzyguzzler@piefed.blahaj.zoneto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•FIGHTING FASCISM IS A FULL TIME RULE!English
20·12 days agoPeak Star Trek cannon whenever he’s on screen
glizzyguzzler@piefed.blahaj.zoneto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Another questionable nightruletime purchaseEnglish
171·12 days agoHell yes make 2.4 GHz absolutely unusable for your neighbors
All fun and games getting shammmered with your best bitches in the pumpkin field
Then you wake up the next day to find out you bought 9 identical swords last night smh
Where the fuck do you put 9 identical swords? Will you even ever finically recover??
Extrapolating the doot load should be XXXL
Dooting too hard, it would seem
Get one of those floor scooters at work and fold yourself up to get your max shrimp in🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐
Top tips for MAXXXXing your SHRIMPIN:
- Try curling up shrimp-esque in bed
- Roll on your chair to the grocery store to never break your shrimp streak
Hope they help you achieve your shrimp maxxing goals bb~
glizzyguzzler@piefed.blahaj.zoneto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Why was my post removed?English
182·2 months agoI’d def pref the mods to nuke a few extra comments than let the tankies work their way in.
They thrive on being on the edge of acceptable until they can drive a “holdomir didn’t happen, Ukrainians just forgot how to eat” into a community
Edit: that edge of acceptability they skirt to get into communities makes it hard for people to discern if just close or it’s actually proto-tankie-posting
glizzyguzzler@piefed.blahaj.zoneto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•[Bit of a rant] The local cemetery has opening hours :(English
10·3 months agoIt may not be applicable for you, but to get through the anxiety of somewhere with a clear order but it’s not posted anywhere like the canteen, I scope a food I want then channel this energy:

And focus on I want the food I want like I’m a gremlin that requires mango more than anything (to give me the energy and will to do the talk to get the food)
And that usually ends up with me bothering people awkwardly but once I get through it I’m set. Like just hitting whoever works there with “I want sandwich, how?” and then they thus far have always just told me what to do usually in full, so it’s paid off
The mango rev is key for me, again may not be your key - but maybe you are a mango gremlin too
Sorry about the lack of public spaces in this society tho it real
There’s only one rule, no room for answers
glizzyguzzler@piefed.blahaj.zoneto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Stages in the life of an indie music snobEnglish
3·3 months agoBeach bunny’s emotional creature is legitimately fire tho I mean it’s srs bsns prom queen, like for tame impala if every song on that album was mixed with sexy back https://youtu.be/4xW5dqEZQu0
Idk how you mine this gold so consistently but it’s wonderful thx
Keiko knows it’s already all about boys night out anyway
Temps up -> hydrate with lukewarm water -> fill back up -> infinite gaming, infinite hydration
glizzyguzzler@piefed.blahaj.zoneto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•this is satire! rule (image from technology connections)English
3·5 months agoI’m p sure you have to install it so the ground pin is on the bottom so the electric outlet looks like two shocked (electrical pun) lil fellas :o :o, it’s def in the NEC somewhere about the lil jokers having to look spooked
Temple OS can only dream
glizzyguzzler@piefed.blahaj.zoneto
Cast Iron@lemmy.world•Thrifted Griswald is contaminated with lead :(English
311·6 months agoHoly shot never thought to test used cast iron of unknown provenance.
You can def strip it, the lead contamination is in the seasoning but it’s not gonna get into the iron. Buuuut sanding that down will be a hazmat zone. I’d bunny suit/sealed goggles/P100/sand on plastic sheet cause that’s gonna be the worst case for lead dust. Idk if it’s worth it.
Check flurospec if you have some extra disposable cash for better lead tests https://www.detectlead.com/, I wonder if the types of tests you used turned red due to interacting with iron or something (unlikely but possible, they incorrectly react sometimes and it’s red so monk brain wonders…)
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