Red pill. You can make money, but you can’t make time.

Like one of those old cassette tapes with a headphone cable when MP3 players first came out and cars didn’t have adapters? Lol

Fun fact, related to this: learned and learnt are also both correct. I always assumed learnt was a redneck thing (I’m from the south), but it turns out the Brits use it too. Who knew?

What’s crazy is, I’m pretty sure this is just hyperbole, but I also am not 100% sure it’s not true.

Install gentoo. Then you’ll be building the defaults for the rest of your life.

As an American, I think the moment I said “which one” when asked if I had heard about the mass shooting in wherever it was I can’t even remember now, that was when I realized how fucked our gun policies are.

That’s how much you will have after buying into this shit.

Damn it, you beat me to it. A wise linux user you are.

I only drink the straw yellow stuff, the other flavors are too strong.

Vegans really need to embrace this strategy. Reduce meat consumption is a much easier sell to the majority of the world, and it would open them up to the idea that vegetables can make a complete meal.

Too many vegans I know try to get you to buy into their lifestyle from the start. Bruh, I’m an American and I can tell you from personal experience that most Americans, especially down here in the south, do not consider something a meal unless it has meat in it. You are not going to convince these people to stop eating burgers straight up. This is a cultural thing that isn’t going to be easy to change. Going full vegan is a deal breaker. Cutting back on meat for your personal health might just gain some traction.

What if that small change In made was assasinating billionaires (sorry, PragerU, people with means) in my spare time instead of just playing Hitman?

This might be true, but there’s something about how bad this picture is that I don’t think I could do worse. It’s uniquely bad in such a profound way that it would require real skill to make something more universally terrible.

You know what, that’s exactly how I feel about it. I couldn’t quite put my finger on it, but that sums up my feelings about that show precisely.

Thanks, I wasn’t understanding the joke. This made it much more clear.

Are you posting in the right place, chief?

Because those little fuckers are fun to flick across the room, then get lost under the couch.

Daaamn. I never thought of that. Voter fraud confirmed.

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…yet. We’re taking steps to limit your privacy, but don’t worry, we’re not going to do it any more. I super swear.

Based on the 2020 US election, we know at least 74,222,958 people that fall under the seagull intelligence standard.

We send them over to you. It’s starting to work! Unfortunately they reproduce rapidly. It’s a losing battle.