be eggsalad to each other

lmao that second one. oops, dont know how this christian baby ended up in my hand, better pitch it anyway

probably layering a spaghetti strap cami over a tshirt

edit: if you’re also curious about the necklines, the tshirt is crew and the cami is sweetheart

this some bass (bAYse) vs bass (bASS) shit

I’m not really into cars. Every time I’ve done a double take on a car it’s been a stingray, absolutely gorgeous car

I’m on mobile using voyager, didnt have to download anything

I too saw landmine lol, and biohazard for the B cause it looks like a biohaz suit

Finally made out the one with tiny text to the left of the license plate. “Having Trump as president is like tapping the drunken guy at the party to be the designated driver”

the powerpuff girls sequel we didnt know we wanted

hmm youre winning me over here, all right im aboard the skunk fire to fire/poison train

one way I know the lemmy population is old is how frequently we complain about the youths these days. we’ve become our parents, and their parents before them, moaning about how no one has good taste anymore

Agreed, I would not have swapped them if you’d said poison, it was just the fire that I thought didn’t quite fit the skunk (:

I would swap skunk and raccoon, personally. Skunks shoot liquid at you, and I imagine of the three that the raccoon would be most likely to burn down a building, it if could.

An opossum, a raccoon, and a skunk walk into a bar. The bartender yells “can someone take out the trash?”

Someone brings the trash out to the trio, and they feast.

I think, as another user here pointed out, that it’s more about how long someone has been wearing glasses and therefore how often they accidentally touch them. I’ve only been wearing glasses for about 6 months, so I accidentally touch them several times a day. I have to wipe them clean each time, and I need to wash them clean once or twice a week as the oils build up.

for some reason, the people complaining about pandering to POC/LGBTQ communities never seem to find predominantly/all white and straight casts lazy pandering to straight white people

i’m interested in the fashion henry kissinger. instead of draping fox fur around your neck (cruel, outdated fashion), try skinned war criminals (ethical, modern fashion)

wheelchair users usually got hella upper body strength, this guy would be flying