I don’t know what this is but it reminds me vaguely of Adventure for the Atari 2600. That arrow/sword was the shit

Maybe they’ll wanted to see if Tesla will sue him for selling it, lol

Looking at this picture, it just made me realize what a little shit that guy was. 5’9" (or 1.76m for the advanced civilizations)

I can’t explain why this pic is the one that made it click for me, he just looks so small there with his little fists raised like he’s got a fight at 3:15 at the baseball field

Hey, but they didn’t go up! 🥴

It’s gonna be real NYSE

you can save a boat load on car insurance by walking instead

What do you mean? I bought an iPhone, therefore I’m basically Tim Apple!

Strategically weaponized toddler

Zharqueueteræ

The avocados keep going bad though

Yesssssss–love me some Minutemen!!! That album is fantastic 😙🤌

You actually saved me the trouble of doing that myself before sending it to my dog-loving pals. I appreciate you 🥂

I actually really like that song, lol 🎄 🫠

At this point, I’ll take any justice 🫠

That’s always been the easiest way to distill their m.o. – “Fuck you, got mine”

Sometimes i think of wealth disparity in terms of an enormous game of musical chairs. Maybe I’m being naive, but i at least like to think that there’s enough chairs for everyone on the planet to get a seat. People carrying that “fuck you, got mine” mindset are hoarding chairs. The worst offenders are hoarding square miles of chairs. At the end of the day when the shit hits the fan though, everybody only needs/fits on a single chair. All that hoarding for something they’ll never use while denying folks who couldn’t get one at all.

Also catching a whiff of Woody Allen 🫢

Tell you what though–he can’t hide those inhuman eyes no matter what kinda clown glasses he puts on

Possibly overrepresented Prominently featured on a couple Frank Zappa albums…

Kidding aside, it’s all a matter of taste! Luckily with Zappa there are tons of flavors to choose from 😆

Tortoise was the first group i heard using them, led me get into some of vibraphonist Cal Tjader’s material and some lesser known vibraphone groups/artists (though Tortoise is much more my speed) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EPqmgY6WTVw

Though she often played marimba, Frank Zappa’s percussionist Ruth Underwood was a monster with the mallets as well… Again not vibraphones in this particular example but anyone who digs them may want to see this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e7Sq0chFjps

I took it more to be the automated part about the cars, not so much ICE vs EV

Damn dude, I feel for ya… that sucks. Is there any hope for a solution?