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  • friend_of_satan@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.world*Permanently Deleted*
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    1 month ago

    So many things from fantasies are actually a bad time in real life. Like sex on the beach. Who wants sand in those sensitive pleasure areas? I got to 2nd base on the beach once and we were both like f this let’s go back home. When I got back to my car I had a parking ticket. And I lost my eyeglasses.


  • “How you doing, Dixie?”

    “I’m dead, Case. Got enough time in on this Hosaka to figure that one.”

    “How’s it feel?”

    “It doesn’t.”

    “Bother you?”

    “What bothers me is, nothin’ does.”

    “How’s that?”

    “Had me this buddy in the Russian camp, Siberia, his thumb was frostbit. Medics came by and they cut it off. Month later he’s tossin’ all night. Elroy, I said, what’s eatin’ you? Goddam thumb’s itchin’, he says. So I told him, scratch it. McCoy, he says, it’s the other goddam thumb.” When the construct laughed, it came through as something else, not laughter, but a stab of cold down Case’s spine. “Do me a favor, boy.”

    “What’s that, Dix?”

    “This scam of yours, when it’s over, you erase this goddam thing.”









  • It’s funny and ironic that you have 10 downvotes but only two replies.

    Anyhow I think this is it, but at the same time I do agree with others here that a reply to a downvoted comment promotes community, resilience, and hopefully empathy. But there’s no way it’s going to happen all the time. When it does, it’s great, and when it doesn’t, we shouldn’t be offended.

    You don’t even know if the downvotes are coming from an actual human, so a few downvotes shouldn’t make a difference. I realize this isn’t the exact case that the OP is describing though.







  • friend_of_satan@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldalso, yall are on bikes
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    5 months ago

    One of my most memorable experiences skating on “no skateboarding allowed” property in Jr. High, where a RAC came up and one of my friends said “Um, excuse me, suck my dick sir.” I thought “omg we are fucked” and just ran.

    Another time in HS I wasn’t even skating, I just had my skateboard with me, and had climbed up onto a wall outside a mall loading dock. I saw the RAC’s coming and got worried they’d be dicks like always and ran into a Walgreens in the mall. I thought they weren’t following me and I’d kill time, so I stopped to do my blood pressure check at the machine, then went to piss. On my way out an undercover RAC slammed me up against the wall and said into his radio “we got him!” Another RAC came and started patting me down, and when he got to the back of my Alternative Tentacles record company shirt, right where the words “Stop Skate Harassment” were printed, I looked back at him, and he said “yeah I see your shirt.” They then said I was a cocaine dealer who had just gone and flushed my stash down the toilet. I was like 16, had never done drugs, and was like “whaaaat? Are you crazy?” They let me go but told me not to come back for 3 months. I worked in that mall though so I ignored them.