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Well, the whole spice trade was literally wealthy people buying taste.
Signal is the best, but no way I’m going to be able to get my wife, my friends, my parents and in-laws to use it.
In my experience, it’s always
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This is /c/memes, not /c/funny or /c/jokes. Memes are the sharing of popular things. Amogus are popular. Memes don’t have to be funny, they’re not jokes.
“Yes, I’d like the traditional tiered birthday cake with the bride and groom on top. Thanks.”
“How much are your birthday rose petal cannons?”
I’m hungry too, can you send me some?
Oh thank god. Everyone has been just sitting here waiting until Jake said it’s okay to end it.
Like when your mum walks in and sees you masturbating to a blank MS word document.
Like when your boss walks in and sees staring at a generic spreadsheet with an Xbox controller in your hand.
I’ve always remembered it like this:
Greenland is icy, Iceland is green.
12·2 years agoI think the guy was actually referring to something a bit different, that is having a second number scale on the caliper that is offset by the width of the first jaw, so you can use the outside jaws for measuring inside dimensions. I don’t think that would work, however.
That’s what the two prongs at the top are for. Flip the caliper upside down, use the prongs to measure the inside dimension, and read it off the same scale.
I once ordered a sheet of small “for rectal use only” stickers, and put them on a bunch of things in the house like the our letter opener, my wife’s leg shaver, a coffee spoon, and the TV remote. Maximum hilarity for me, and lots of eye rolling from my wife.
I’ve only been to another country once in my life. In 2018 I was invited to present at a scientific conference held in Sicily, and my workplace sponsored my travel and accommodation costs.
After 6 days there, my takeaway was an unfavorable view of the local Sicilian people. This is obviously not representative of every person in Sicily, or Italians in general (Italy is a big place with lots of different regions), but I’m not in a hurry to go back to Palermo.