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I’ve now achieved peak humor.

The N*Sync of Vases

Buy buy buy!

There is a Folgers ad that is written by people who do not have siblings, and performed by actors who want to fuck each other.

My boyfriend asked me why I kept helping people when they don’t appreciate me, and I told him honestly that I never help more than is painless for be, but also, I made a decision about who I want to be, and I won’t let other people being assholes change that.

The one in a million person whose life is touch, who really needed it, who can live a better, happier life because of me, is worth fifty assholes. Maybe even a hundred.

I love my dungeon master, but if he sent me a love letter it better be from my in-character husband explaining where he’s been these past 20 years!!

“Turbulent” is a great word.

No they have a point. I had to quit my job in high school to get a passing grade. Same vibe.

…didn’t know it was ADHD til I was 36 but the outcome was still the same.

Shaxs is such a fantastic character. I’m going to transfer to security so I can be a baby bear.

I think that, as a child, it should’ve been a sign when I was disappointed that the “super handsome human prince” looked so… unappealing.

Thank you for this. I was dying of curiosity but too drunk to do my own research. You’re a saint.

This gave me such joy.

I’ve never experienced such a combination of hate and entertainment, and as much as it pains me, given that hate drives engagement… I feel like I’m experiencing the future.

Lmao at the idea a gay man can’t be misogynist.

Become ungovernable.

On the plus side, I’d make a fantastic detective.

It’s a direct quote from the lobster himself, so it must be true!

That is John Fucking Zoidberg, and he deserves more respect.

Thank you for this.

https://lemmy.world/comment/13163168

Go reread the person I responded to before you entered the conversation. They said their depression was caused by an external factor. That is who I replied to, and the reply you’ve been desperate to strawman ever since.

At what point did I gatekeep depression by agreeing with someone else about their diagnosis?

You’re being a little ridiculous right now.

For the second time, stop trying to turn my reply to someone else into a blanket statement. I understand picking needless fights with strangers on the internet qualifies as dopamine seeking behavior. Maybe you should be looking inward.