soylent beans

Chaat masala is delicious and this is one of the main ingredients, along with green mango powder (amchoor). The smell is a bit surprising at first but it’s good.

wow great content

Yes.

There’s a lot of misinformation about this event, which was formally acknowledged by the USA fairly recently. He did leave unharmed, I was surprised to hear anybody thought otherwise. However, you are stretching credulity by claiming he was pro-government. Seeing as he was never located, I can at least concede that neither of us know what he was thinking at the time.

no that’s just silly

He’s just ultra, ultra lean.

The wording could just mean he pulled out.

I think that might be the point of the photo, right? It’s not exactly subtle.

I think there might be some subversive ambiguity or double-meanings in there:

工作日的我，是时间的奴隶；
休息日的我，是时间的主人。

my workdays, I’m time slave;
my rest days, I’m time owner.

You have made me empathise with them.

“now kiss”

Massive reach.

she is a very small and cute little sandwich

I think a very stoned guy posted a picture of his extremely thick glasses on Reddit once, the lack of additional context made it quite funny.

wun wun

massive hyena pseudophallus

NEVERTHELESS

Because both parents are now expected/required to do this. Though I understand you were asking a rhetorical question.

Commendable effort, but there’s been great advances in trolling over the past decade and I implore you to study the literature.