Them eggs is spensive cuz they real good ones. I gottem and gonna eatum with my limited edition cheese and laugh at the poors!

Don’t do it if you are black in the US, cops will hospitalize or kill you, even if you are trying to pay for the eaten one.

https://www.theroot.com/police-send-black-man-to-the-hospital-over-a-piece-of-d-1851209458

There exists a modern EPROM replacement that internally uses flash and the chip itself has a USB port on it, but I can’t remember the name.

Liches ain’t shit, but foes and tricks

Phylactery gems that one has hid…

Made for /c/linuxmemes but relevant.

I recently saw one of my blank posts on Reddit and almost regretted running the mass eraser…

…Nah, fuck that site. 😂

Mama always said that box of chocolates ain’t right. 🫠

4. AI Energy Mode

It suddenly needs a gigawatt datacenter to do its job?

Kudos to their big brain that can run Crysis, though.

Wikipedia’s app is… not good. If my internet connection changes or is disrupted at all while loading data, the app shits the bed and must be restarted in order to work at all.

Briquette?

Can we listen to The Mummies? Just don’t turn the drive into a chase scene.

Ah, that’s right. Sometimes the cards were adapted to fit the art afterwards. Ankh of Mishra was supposed to be Ark of Mishra (reillustrated as an ark in Fifth Edition) and Hyalopterous Lemur was supposed to be a Lemure (a shadow-like spirit).

It’s official, and classic! The first few years, there were not really any guidelines; the artist was given the name of the card (and its color, I think) to illustrate, and that’s it.

New players: “It doesn’t grant Indestructible, and it’s not an Aura!”

Bizarre Equilateral Love Triangle

squeeze scootch, a portmandeau of scoot and reach?

This trope is false; frogs will attempt to escape when the water gets unpleasantly hot. They don’t allow themselves to be boiled.

Just saying.

…then someone will say: who are lost will become Jimmy Page…

I always feel old when they’re playing Ramones over the loudspeakers at the grocery store.