true, but did you have to write in cum?

plus imagining thinking that, as a white person, you have the ability to decide who gets to celebrate what, while speaking over Asian people. like that was a bigotry 360°; you went right around to being racist again lmao

1. If they make a size big enough for my fat ass, maybe
2. Does it have pockets for my weed?

ooh, i loved that episode of Stargate!

a goddamn masterpiece.

if you live in the US and are on Medicaid, you might be able to get a box of dental supplies for free. i have UniCare and they sent me an electric toothbrush, toothpaste, and floss. i’m sure other Medicaid/Medicare insurance companies offer similar, so make sure to check their websites.

my shampoo bottle is at least 1:1 water and shampoo at this point 🥴

“Mom would be sad” BRUH 💀💀💀

holy shit, i am way too high for this

something something bread lines

🙏

wow, sounds uncannily like my ex. does he also believe in mowing down protesters?

love when it’s for those weight loss wraps. “i was a dickhead in school to you, and now the only reason i’m contacting you is to tell you you’re fat and steal your money.” incredible.

it’s the difference between a creepy dude in a trench coat telling you to reach into his pocket, and your grandma telling you to reach into her purse.

love how they made his face so true-to-life. really captures his dry mashed potato aura.

teeth hurty gang gang

but when will it be my turn to oppress people? :(

free him

true. all the trauma makes us get real weird about shit.

you’re such an asshole! you must be a Taurus.