It’s gone to my boobs (yay) and belly (ugh).

When tho?

Aaaah ok.

Hoooly shit, what?

Me, but with sumo wrestlers.

Are you the Flash? Cause you beat me to posting this joke.

As if having insurance means you get treated…

Will Scarlet was a super twink, you know he got it.

This is unique in my experience. Liking Bundy or a Menendez brother existed but was seen as profoundly weird.

My friends are just like

“would.”

“same.”

And nobody seems to not understand why.

Dogs served in war at least as much as horses, and are currently doing so in larger numbers.

I don’t get it

They look drugged

Yeah it’s Sinterklaas day on the 6th, right?

One of my Dutch coworkers always brought in chocolates. He said that once at Philips he played one of Pieter’s countrymen for the company event (yes in full makeup).

That was a while ago tho…

I read and loved Freefall, and specifically Florence. After I caught up, I went to read what other people had to say, and I saw a comment like “must-read if you’re a furry!”

At first I was like “psh, that’s not a furry comic”. But about an hour later the dominoes started to fall for me.

The Substance on Netflix

There’s a Molière play where a fake doctor is in cahoots with the patient; she’s sending him out the best wine in the house.

He makes this big show of tasting it, finishes the glass, then asks for another one.

It’s fucking hilarious on stage with everybody else reacting.

Hell, people grope testicles on non-human statues.

The Charging Bull in New York City, e.g.

I’ve known her for over 25 years. She got married to my college roommate. For the two of us, this joke is out of bounds.

I have a friend I exchange memes with and I can’t send it to her for risk of it being interpreted romantically. Now that’s an interesting little wrinkle of communication.

You will probably get some back on hrt.