That’s one hell of a shower thought

Exactly. This is also why having controls in your car be strictly touch screen is dangerous.

I don’t think he government needs to subsidize eating garbage, though.

Also shock and awe

I’ve done it before. Basically you just reach a point where the high plateaus. It’s just a waste of weed

Yup, exactly.

I was in no way being hostile. It’s just a statement of fact.

Today is Monday, the temperature outside is 47F, and believing religion is stupid.

Religion is shockingly stupid. If you weren’t indoctrinated from birth it’s all really fucking weird.

I mean, if that was God’s plan, he did a piss poor job. The Bible makes him look like a narcissistic petulant child.

The entire concept of hell is basically just fan fiction.

There are those creepy as fuck groups where the daughters have to pledge their virginity to their fathers, too.

Millions of people are forced to do that, and it’s just as fucked.

Same, but with getting laid off.

Oh, I bet Israel is next on the hit list.

Not everyone is ordering for a single person.

Or, you know, driving under the influence.

You say that like we don’t import a fuck ton of our produce from Mexico.

Everything is about to get way more expensive.

Someone forgot about the fungal networks.

I sometimes feel like I’m the only one who can eat taco bell without any sort of gastrointestinal distress.

Purple is usually a combo health/mana potion.