dumbass

I’d be offended, if it wasn’t so accurate.

Can I keep it for tomorrow? I got something I wanna do.

I love cyberpunk future corn lady, it’s a nice level of absurdity but surprisingly whenever she’s used in something, it weirdly feels right.

Liquefy your friends

Buy a wood chipper.

I did that but now my computer runs Linux.

The feeling sadness you get from finding out you have no more sweet treats is pretty devastating.