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Shed Zeppelin

The difference between absolute zero and the Planck temperature is less than a Planck length.

Ah yes, that would be the venerable Southern US pronunciation, without a doubt. Also possibly used in certain parts of the UK. Quite the treat!

“pornagraphy” that’s when they put the emphasis on the first syllable.

“I went big, so now I can’t go home :(“

FUCK YEAH MFR THATS HOW THE_PACK ROLES MAY UR ENEMIES NEVER HAVE STABLE FOOTING IN UR DOMAIN

AROOOO MFRS PACK4LYFE

Nice.

ffs not even sure why I bother anymore it’s all a lie

Looks like they left out a comma. Should’ve been, “Discharge, penis: positive.”

“Hi, Sir! Clinic here. It seems one of our staff sent you the wrong test results! Turns out yours came back as ‘Inconclusive’ across the board! We’re really very sorry about the mixup, have a great day!”

1. I don’t know, I’ll have to ask Kenneth.

2. Does the rhythm matter?! The rhythm always matters, ask anyone who listens to breakbeat.

3. A quick look at a recipe book seems to indicate that you should take it out of the oven before it gets burned.

Hope that helps!

No worries. Also, I will NOT put down my white hot sword made of tantalum while we fuck. Don’t even ask me to.

“8 short blasts” likely refers to horn blasts. But not absolutely.

Took a half tick longer than it should’ve, but I got it.

Mrrrp

human: what [BIG BLACK VOID] are you?

You didn’t catch shit, Anon. These two are the distraction covering the thousands secretly invading your home. These highly dedicated, highly motivated operators are among nature’s most insidious threats; and you, fool child, became their target quite some time ago.

None will wish you luck of any kind, because there is no good or pleasant end for you.

Same for sure

It’s a strapless bra with the ribcage supporting the boobies. Otherwise you’d have a bone bra clacking against the ribcage, and we can’t have that.

lol there’s no nipples, that’s an ad for a bra.

“Our line of bras are so comfortable and durable that you’ll still be getting all the support you need with them even in the afterlife!”