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How much did they cost you?

Fckme@yahoo.com ?

Have you worked in a lifeless, joy sucking office job?? Cause that’s what you look like after the first week

How about whether or not the earliest-known literate civilizations in the ancient Near East were of each other’s existence?

Lmao… Amazing logic.

YouTube makes enough money to pay creators so you don’t have to.

Ok, how do you think YouTube makes money?

Error. Division by zero detected

Unless it’s Chrome or Windows. According to some folks, you might as well end it all now.

Lifes*

I didn’t ask for honesty!

I always have Mr. Stackoverflow as my senior person.

That is, until he slaps me in the face and tells me my questions are always repeated.

I think he meant Thesbians

insert Jack Sparrow meme

Camelcamelcamel

You’re doing it wrong! Find time to watch one her ridiculous shows with her (Married at first sight, 90 day fiance, love is blind, etc). Actually pay attention and be able to hold a conversation about the latest episode.

Then you will have a no-judgment free pass to watch your shows either with her or in peace.

Wives hate this one trick! (But secretly love it)

Kids wanted Xmas to start after Halloween this year.

Xmas started after Halloween this year.

When you’re an adult, they let you do whatever you want

Depends on the safe word

Hawaii checking in. If a highway shuts down, book a hotel on the side you’re on.

The “Thank you” DLC is $2.99