It’s Xitter, pronounced as “sh”.

The Lord’s work, right here.

It’s either all part of God’s plan, or none of it is.

You mean prisoners with jobs?

This cow is small, that cow is far away.

Stop, drop, and roll.

What show is this?

This is how I learn that Robert Redford died?

“You’ll address me by my husband’s rank”

That’s going on the headstone.

Now I’m the weirdo for LOLing on the bus.

Exactly what I was expecting as the first reply.

Bravo.

Is… is his face shopped in this meme?

I tend to vote in the interests of people less fortunate than me.

It’s not hard to have an ounce of empathy or sympathy.

Plateau enters the chat.

What is “demi”? I’ve not encountered the term before.

I can hear that.

Can’t spell police without ice.

Glock-enspiel.

the literal children who try to debate with me their asinine, juvenile takes

This explains so much, as someone in the upper age brackets; youngsters baying for a learning opportunity while cutting themselves on their edge.

Maybe I should be more forgiving.