OP knew.

Sounds to me like someone shaves his balls.

Hello? Is that the Electronic Geneital Verification program office? I’d like to request the removal of images of my penis from the AI training database from the voluntary pilot EGV program at Dallas Fort Worth…

Oh, ah, yes, Tuesday it was… Yes, the 25th.

Oh, er, my plane got in at 14:57 and it was after baggage claim and customs security, but I don’t know how long that took.

Yeah, between 3 and 3:30 sounds right.

The ones just next to the McDonald’s. Yeah.

237? Oh. Wow.

Jeans. Blue stonewashed jeans. I guess that wouldn’t cut it down a lot?

Yeah, I would definitely recognise it.

Yeah, from the side, yeah, probably. I think so.

Can you do evenings or weekends?

No, it’s ok, I can get Friday afternoon off. How long does it normally take to check through that many penises?

Right. OK. I’ll be there for 2pm. Thanks.

Passport. Of course. Yes. Got it. Thanks. Yeah. See you Friday.

Certainly, certainly, yes, definitely clear, thank you, yes.

I feel this is somewhat ambiguous and was hoping you might clarify.

All the winning.

Thank you for your service to science, but did you get the length of the base to match the rounded length of the bump, because if those two are mismatched, you’re going to get a jamming effect rather than a rolling effect.

Past me has sometimes been a bit of a dick. I forgive him, though.

Exactly. It used to be good. I try elsewhere more often now. It’s not like Mr Besos needs more of my money anyway.

Wait, are ticket inspectors allowed to slap customers’ asses if they don’t have their tiokets or asses ready? Asking for a friend.

Good, because if it wasn’t, there’d be trouble.

Your monthly ass?

Well, if you don’t have one, you’d better have your ass ready!

Ah, how right you are! Sorry, I’ll edit.

I should not have googled that.

Pogchamp.

I read this all in a broad Scots accent. Which is possibly a pretty accurate choice. Old English Early middle English and lowland Scots are very, very similar as languages.

I don’tn’t all evening. It was great.

Yeah, the lack of context on that is rather telling, I think, and a sign that the mods don’t understand what it’s like to be persistently deligitimised or why that could be the final straw. Go Ada, you’re a great and caring admin.

Don’t listen to her. You’re a very good boy.