The only type of people that would want to live forever are the ones that don’t have to work. If I had to keep my job until I was 90 I’d off myself right now.

Ah, one who was here in the beginning; one who knows the Old Ways

Eastbound and Down mixed with Darkest Dungeon. Danny McBride drags his entourage through the ambomination-filled Catacombs of his family’s abandoned estate. Actually all the bad traits you can get when resolve is tested are like his main traits, except maybe masochism.

“Facts are like hips; they don’t care about your feelings”

This is quality content and why normal social media will perish underneath the inevitable swell of Lemmy.

What do you even tell your kids these days? “Work hard and you might have enough money to retire when you’re in your early nineties, or I guess you could drop out of school and have enough money from youtubing to put a glass dome over your private island to protect from the inevitable firestorms of the coming ecopocalypse.”

This is the type of high-quality content I demand from a platform.

The Black Hack. I play D&D with my group of adults, but The Black Hack is easy enough I can play it with my kids and they can run the game if they like.

God this hits today.