Clearly it’s a queef Dutch oven.

I’ma smother you with buffalo sauce and lick it off your naked body with a side of bleu cheese.

The British one wouldn’t be the best choice. Not exactly powerful…

When Canada abolished the penny I was advocating for renaming our currency the pound, just so we could divide it up into 20 shillings. Each shilling would of course still be 5¢.

There will be holdouts. In my part of Canada all the rural roads are laid out in a 1 mile x 2 mile grid. Nobody every says a farm is 3.2km away. It’s 2 miles. Even changing all the road signs is cheaper than moving roads to make more sense in the metric system.

Otherwise for long-ish distances we’re completely metric.

It’s weirder when you look at Canada vs USA. Mileage here is usually written L/100km, but back in the day the cars were exactly the same but the mileage in Canada was better because the the US gallon is only ~83% the size of a proper gallon.

It’s been Canada’s official standard for decades. It’s just starting to hit the general population though.

TIL I have no family :(

My sister started calling me “little brother” about the time I got taller than her. Before that we were just using first names.

Can’t be, it hasn’t completely disintegrated yet.

Looks like what happens when a house hippo grows up.

I’ma show my age and say 90s Duke Nukem. Thanos wouldn’t stand a chance against bad 80s action-movie parody camp.

I was at a Walgreens in California a few years ago and handed my card to the cashier. She stuck it in the machine, looked at it funny, the swiped it. Said she had to swipe it because it asked for a pin. She didn’t know that chip & pin is a thing.

I also had to sign a reciept when I used tap at a gas station in North Dakota. Stange place, the USA.

Smoking, white smoking, non, or black non?

The only right way to slam down the phone requires an old phone with actual bells for the ringer. You know you did it right then the bells ding at you.

It’s worse if you’re on a toilet that flushes every time you move a tiny bit.

I’d almost have to one-off a few custom pcbs and laser cut everything myself.

Another Infinity Ergodox run needs to happen.

To be fair their ounces are larger…

Brussels sprouts look and taste like little green brains. I have no idea what brain actually tastes like, but I imagine it’s brussels sprouts.