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Cake day: June 10th, 2023

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    Anonymous

    >driving with friend

    >accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick

    >we both laugh and I unzip his pants

    >park the car while fondling his balls

    >friend is laughing because he knows it’s just a joke

    >start sucking his dick on this empty parking lot

    >almost choke on his dick because i’m laughing so hard

    >friend is also laughing his ass off

    >he starts making train noises while yelling “BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO”

    >he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid faggot

    >kiss my friend and call him a faggot while laughing

    Gotta love playing pranks on my friends


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    Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.


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