I got this for you, I hope you like it

Same here, and usually I’m fine with it, like it’s just below my sus level in the dreams.

Waking up in some kind of endless pillow realm would distress me more than on an oil rig.

Corn snakes, Cornish hens, Nigel Cornberry, the ethical sources of corn syrup are only restricted by the imagination.

Going to make me puke, toes intertwined like that is gross af

I’m having a great time on medium graphics

Nah. Normal taser, with the barbs, fires at you when you don’t wake. Better incentive.

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Yeah? You also like touching rusty spoons?