the “leader of the free world” shops off the remainders rack at Walmart

• domain renewal: $12.12
• letting your domain lapse and having to buy it at auction: $2345 current high bid

What Happened to Decades?

when you realize your parents were just winging it

even if you do get any of the problems diagnosed, not like you can afford to deal with them

you mean the Trump-Musk-Vance administration?

• “Fluorescent lights in grocery store too bright, causing a downward spiral into existential dread.”
• Fluorescent lights too dim to “save energy” making everything creepier, causing increased nervousness

maybe getting attacked by a bald eagle needs to happen more often

bread, peanut butter, hot sauce, fried egg, slice of cheese, mayonnaise, bread

peanut butter goes really well with both sweet and savory options – both west Africa and Thailand like pairing peanut butter and chili in savory dishes – even mixing in a little curry powder or masala gives great results

(historically, China’s not had the best luck with the British)

“Itty Bitty Baby Hands and the Skipping Dipshit”

• at the full-featured end, VSCode (OSS Code, VSCodium) has pretty much captured the market
  • for a while, Atom was a popular competitor until MS closed it down, you might have some luck with its successors: Zed or Pulsar
• mid-range, Kate and Geany have their fans
• deluxe text editors, join the Emacs / vim holy wars
• plain text editors, give up on extensions, plugins, etc. and just edit text

only for the low! low! price of a PhD in Hegelian philosophy

the fake raspberry that gives you metallic burps for the next four hours

blood sucking leeches versus privacy sucking websites …

meanwhile in capitalism: “Get back to work, you can’t afford a lunch break!”

https://somafm.com/missioncontrol/

pink lady or nothing

it’s a sign!