untouched by the politics of the rest of the world

Except when they get devastated by hurricanes made increasingly severe by climate change. Seriously, they’re an existential threat to Sentinelese civilization.

You are correct to think I’m not fun at parties.

“No, we should focus on the problem that politicians still partially answer to voters.”

Some of us are more baked, though.

I, too, mourn the loss of my balls’ boisterousness. I feel seen.

Then it’s exclusionary.

I feel like setting a day to not do capitalism is pointless. Everyone will just make up for it the following day.

A general strike only earns a response if it goes on until it forces one.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go get an STI test.

I tend to assume a lot of Twitter employees know they’re the baddies, but they like their H1B visas too much to protest about it.

Working for the US govt, this is highly relevant to me right now.

Ha, so relatable. Wait, I’m 34.

Thoughts and prayers to people who speak with him every day.

Is this real? I would have never expected Pokémon to be so savage.

Because pissing on his grave doesn’t quite capture how I feel about him.

Not using food delivery at all

Fuck Israel (specifically its government) , but leaning into the myth that “Israel” and “Judaism” are the same thing only helps them.

It’s true that you should not expect to save money in the short or long run with 3d printing as a hobby, but if it’s your thing then it’s nice to have a hobby that’s occasionally useful. Also, autodesk fusion is free for consumer use.

Since you asked nicely

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Mehdi Hasan (I think that’s him by Mike Johnson and Jordan Peterson) and AOC don’t belong on here. If that’s Zelenskyy over there on the right by Ted Cruz, I don’t know his politics too well but given what he’s been doing these past few years, I don’t think he deserves to be lumped in with the rest of these, either.