Thanks for taking away my enjoyment. Now I need to find something I can enjoy that does count as theft.

And the lie of someone getting knocked on the head and passing out for an hour. If you’re unconscious for that long after a head injury, then you’re not going to wake up again.

Unless you work in a customer facing role…then you throw out apologies all over the place to calm people down. Never need to act on the apology. Just need to get through the shift. Management isn’t going to change the structures that cause the poor experience anyway.

Interesting that a solution exists for that scenario. I used to use 2 podcast apps to keep my dailies and serials separate and had to manually go between them.

Explain. Why would a realisation be dawning just now?

Same for water buffalo

Your dad sounds wise. Knowledge like that still isn’t widespread, and back then even less so. There are no role models teaching/showing/demonstrating this in real life or in media that I have come across.

Glad it’s worked well for the original OP.

I still remember reading in the book “Thinking Fast and Slow” and the research they presented on happiness. Apparently their data averaged out to: 1. baseline happiness when single, 2. big spike up in the first year of marriage, 3. Settles at a permanent level below the baseline (from when single).

I’d wear the short back to front.

“Hey! We can’t let them steal that. I wanted to steal that!”

“But daddy, mommy said all you did was circle jerk with strangers online”.

Just waiting till the woke mob makes Metroid into a girl.

Now that you’re old enough, you’ll understand that it males no sense.

For people not from the UK: The Sun is a bad joke of a publication. I would recommend reading some of their articles if you’re in the mood for a good laugh…but I don’t really want them to get the clicks.

Now for the sad part: this is one of the most widely circulated news publications in the UK and people seem to read it seriously.

The boy may not have had a girlfriend, but he clearly had friends who were good enough to do this for him. Heartwarming really.

they’re all vapid

Yup. That’s what I mean to say.

You can always be heard on Reddit. Reply to the top level comment with a sex related joke or the popular meme trend and upvotes will roll I’m fast. You could also make a post that allows others to be judgemental, like relationship advice or am I the asshole; and again you’ll get lots of attention. Or pretend to be a girl and comment of weed and sexuality. There are lots of ways to get attention.

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Lol, yeah that’s what I meant. I did an internet search first and the AI result that came up gave me this spelling and a full proper (hallucinated) explanation along with it.