If the nerds can figure out how long it’ll take to jerk off everyone in the audience… They can figure out how long it’ll take for Superman to punch every ICE agent.

Going to need that comic book where ICE arrests Superman and he punches a ICE’s facemask off to reveal a KKK hood.

It still is in a lot of cultures.

You can hook up with millions of women but you accidentally blow a guy and everyone labels you gay.

I went to a Thai restaurant and they said, “Milk?” And I made a disgust face. A good Thai dude at another table said, “It’s not western milk.” And I tried it.

Wow.

Then he said, “Try it on toast.” And fuck me. Another wow!

This. It’s so sweet and good.

I think you should set up more breakfast buffets in your home… 😎

Going to Tokyo and every toilet being a sing-along butt rinser made me realized western toilets are barbaric.

It’s how I met my wife.

Mr Pascal is a fine glass of water.

And we thirst.

I took the test for fun and randomly picked answers.

Rope bunny? Brat?

(Principal Skinner meme)

Not being sarcastic at all.

But You know, I never really thought about it that way.

Like, we can cross out panels in comic books. We own the book. We can choose our own narrative, make it whatever we want. Uncle Ben lives. Batman carries a gun. The A on Captain America is Ass.

I can’t believe I had this thought without any drugs.

You really empowered my creativity. Thank you good sir.

I mean Mad Max has a reason for that, because of the harsh setting and difficult lifestyle where everything is trying to kill you. You know… Australia.

I mean that’s what I do as a programmer.

The writing is just incredible. How can a game have more than a dozen banger lines?

And if you get a bunch of people in a room, you’ll have an argument about what they are because there’s so many.

Is anybody confused by this? If so, I can cisplain to you

To this day, I don’t understand how wired telephones worked.

I mean, I kinda do, since I watched a bunch of YouTube videos explaining it. But then I kinda don’t.

Follow the recipe!

It’s allergy meds that people take to help them not sneeze.

But whenever I take it, it makes me drowsy.

Love it. This is what we need more of.