The “Humans don’t require rest outside of sleep” still hurts me to this day.

As a kid, I would just doodle after a test or long reading and it was fine. I doodle during work after a long project, and coworkers start asking questions.

If I’m resting while at my desk, I have to pretend like I’m angry at whatever I’m looking at on the screen so nobody bothers me.

During lunch times, people try to form little parties like “Ah were going to Fajita Hut to get some Sushirittos” and I have to lie because if I tell them I’m taking a nap, they get upset for not “bonding”.

I mean he was saying what we were all thinking

They’re absolutely trying to find use cases for their “solution”.

I haven’t used a vending machine in years (except in Japan). And so I for one welcome AI vending machines so I can fuck with them and get free stuff. Or until some vandals break shit.

Give me a week long battery.

I got a Chromebook that lasts like seven days sleeping and 30 hours that I booted with Linux. It has headphone jacks. It has three USB ports. It also cost like $300.

It was awesome for light coding and browsing, and lasted 10 years.

Still got sweats going, “Eww it’s notApple/isGoogle/cantplayCrysis/cant3DModelWhileWatching4K.”

This is what makes me laugh so much. I had an argument a few years ago with a guy who shat on low-powered PCs because his gaming rig was 100 times more powerful.

And like dude, this shit isn’t for you. The world doesn’t revolve around your needs.

I’m curious how much internet traffic gets lost when something like ChatGPT gets taken down.

Like, all those bots…how will they post garbage?

Window users are gonna get AI rekt

Microsoft warns that Windows 11’s agentic AI could install malware on your PC: “Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications”

“A ‘potato’, oh interesting. Never heard of a potato, looks pretty good.”

Like you can use any of these characters from Tekken. Or any of the characters from Squid Game. I guess any Kdrama could work too, but it might be too random.

That would be cool if a whole state was deemed gay friendly.

Ive been to some gay friendly parts of town. But then the ungay friendly parts of town are clearly not interested. Then the outskirts are all “Git outta here we don’t like your kind we just wanna make sweet love to our cousin”.

Holy shit. I was today years old when I learned that it’s not called Tony’s Chocolate Bars.

I feel like I Mandela Effect myself.

absolutely. And Best part of coconut milk was the monkey slavery

This is my beef with all of this.

“Ugh Chinese AI won’t talk about Chinese atrocities”

Like bro, American AI called chiropractors “real doctors”. There’s shit everywhere.

Remember when Charlie Kirk got shot in the neck the same day as a school shooting and every conservative was like, “Oh no Charlie Kirk he was a saint!” And didn’t even mention the school shooting?

Doesn’t the UK require that shit now?

And I know a bunch of US states require it when you stumble on a tit.

Either way, VPNs making bank right now.

Inglorious Basterds tattooed a Nazi, so they can never hide.

We should do that.

I had the luxury of seeing incredibly smart engineers speak about their new innovations for web development.

I then got to watch them get hired by Google and paid extremely well to release those innovations, with the support of a bunch of other brilliant people, often under a open-source label.

I then get to see people go, “Google Bad!” About those features, and because it was paid for by Google, they don’t even want to touch it.

Wasn’t it a Twitter post? Marketing firms do that all the time. And it’s Twitter, so nothing lost.

How dare you report on the truth. Im banning you from being a late night host.

It doesn’t happen immediately but it does happen.

A few years ago, there was a wave of dumbfucks who would visit cosy games and spam “Woke” and “DEI” over and over in the forums/reviews. I don’t even see it anymore.

Going to bet the edge lords got Shadow banned or something.