That’s a pretty advanced fetish, to be sure

I don’t not eat hummus cause it’s LEFTY I don’t not eat it cause I’m ISLAMAPHOBIC

I can’t remember when or where I read this so please take it with a grain of salt; but most food shortages are caused by market speculation

That’s basically the core difference between the 2 political parties in the US currently. One essentially believes humans have a right to be alive, and the other does not. All the other policy differences kind of stem from that.

fun fact, “commas” does not require an apostrophe