Brejela the Purple

Joke’s on you I send them 52 at once so that I get a year ahead

Probably spelled “faks” in their mind

Someone will buy this thing.
Someone will hack this thing.
And this someone will make it open

It’s a subscription service for an airbag vest. They’d rather have you die than not pay for a product you already purchased. I’d say that whether or not there’s a mechanical failure, the billing department does want to kill poor people.

My brother in christ you’re the one who chooses their own content

Nazis do not deserve to live. I don’t see the problem.