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Someone took Shaggy’s weed…

Wouldn’t a couple of small blocks under the seat just fix this “problem”.

I mean I’m surprised they just don’t put those homeless spikes on the seat.

There is something about these cross-eyed anime girls that makes me irrationally angry…

I think I knew you in high school.

Well 4 12 inch Pyles and Miami Bass Wars in the cassette player but yeah totally …

TIL what the word misandry means…

Why have I never seen this movie?!?!? Gonna watch it tonight.

Is this Alan Tudyk?

Yeah what gives? My wife gets so irritated when I pause the movie when she gets up…

And god forbid I turn off the TV when nobody is in the room watching it.

I swear if I gave her a test about any movie we just “watched” she’d flunk so hard.

Just because people have a job, doesn’t mean they are good at that job.

For sure you need to have rapport with your therapist or it just isn’t gonna work. And sometimes people can just rub you the wrong way.

Yeah I bet that was confusing. Being brought up that homosexuality was a choice and you had feelings for both would have been difficult at best, especially before you had a chance to really see how it all worked.

That would be like if you were in IT and had a phobia of keyboards…. or screens.

I act on all the homosexual urges I have. They just happen to be zero. If you have homosexual urges it’s likely because you’re gay. I’m not really sure why this concept is so hard especially for the ultra religious….

Damn straight. Same thing for pharmacists or any other health official.

I’m so old I was able to get my kids Gmail with his name.

That would have at least been entertaining. Racist yes, but on brand for him.

I’m terrible with names. I fully admit it. But if I forget a name I just ask “what was his name again?” or something along those lines. A normal person would just keep saying “the prime minister”, or I don’t know, just make the effort to remember the names of major world leaders since it’s your fucking job. Not Mr. Japan OR Tim Apple.

Why some people think he’s intelligent is beyond me.

Well damn Jackie, I can’t remote the sky

I said the same thing!!! Ok at least I’m not alone.

Skippy?