I’m gonna call him Binjamin.

4’33". Why spoil the experience with distractions?

“Put this piece of me in your mouth and drink my bodily fluids.”

Why does Elon look like he’s badly photoshopped onto his own body?

I’ve never heard anyone say Prince Pierre Bonaparte didn’t shoot Ronald McDonald. Do with that (lack of) information what you will.

I’m making some guesses here that it’s about a browser (and that it’s a browser with a feature to restore previous sessions) but it seems to fit.

I only just realized that EOD in this context meant “End of day”. Thought this was a highly-trained bomb tech who couldn’t integrate new information into their process.

You can restore your previous browsing session from the history menu in Firefox. It’ll bring up multiple windows and their tabs.

Call him Bigmet (pronounced “big-meat”) for short.

You just put a jack under one end of the building, lift it up and let them roll out the other side. Easy peasy.

Assume a spherical child in a frictionless vacuum.

Outside, not my area of expertise.

Just waiting for a sussy baka with the requisite rizz to guide us on the path to skibidi fleekness. Poggers?

I think they’re referred to as sex workers now but agreed.

Second favorite server after the Discord with leaked classified documents.

Probably the year before it was truncated so they can get into more search results. Something like “best 2020 party ideas” (without quotes) might do it.

That’s because it’s a heart beet.

They don’t install it while you’re alive, what does it matter? Just a chunk of decomposing meat at that point.

Nobody tell the killjoys in the Recursion article’s talk section (see discussions about the article linking to itself as a “See Also” item), they’ll revert it back to the original text as part of their anti-fun crusade. After all,

Jokes are inappropriate for a serious encyclopedia. [One who should remove stick from ass] 12:49, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

He’s from the future and there to tell her about all the things the internet will be making him say once the photo goes up.