Now they’re having fun.

Anything’s a wire if you piss off the pixies badly enough.

They were pioneers of the “is he stupid?” meme. Sorry you had to find out this way though.

9.

Polyphemus to Poly-femme-us.

They can hold a share of deez nuts.

I’m standing in the punch line, patiently waiting for my turn to come up.

No reasonable jury would convict a person who presented that note as part of their defense in a murder trial.

You can only spend so many months carrying full buckets of lukewarm cum through Disney’s hidden tunnels without thinking that there must be a better way.

Make sure to also drill some holes in the feet unless you want to send somebody out twice a day to drain it when it gets full.

Happy to hear they haven’t changed the standard procedure since back in Edmund Blackadder’s day.

There’s something wrong with the text, got those weird-ass backwards letters and shit.

Something about “only knowing two ways to solve problems”, I don’t know, can’t read moon language.

Luckily, that was just the decoy pipe. Real one’s buried underneath.

You’ve got a repetitive strain injury then, it’s a fish hole.

The dog did say he can’t tell time.

I’m gonna call him Binjamin.

4’33". Why spoil the experience with distractions?

“Put this piece of me in your mouth and drink my bodily fluids.”

Why does Elon look like he’s badly photoshopped onto his own body?

I’ve never heard anyone say Prince Pierre Bonaparte didn’t shoot Ronald McDonald. Do with that (lack of) information what you will.