Eh, screw the whole thing.

I started making my own at home using the seasoning packet and sauces. Target also sells a kit that includes the tortillas. Tastes like a better Taco Bell, you can stuff it as much as you want, and you don’t get spicy butthole after.

Calm down, Emily Gilmore.

Just stop eating at McDonalds in general. There are equally as pricey but healthier and tastier burger joints out there (or both). Check out your local restaurants; they’re likely on par in price.

I see him more as a Donnie Darko type.

Anybody else see this photo and think 1) damn, that’s a nice smile; he’s fine, and 2) my hero.

I won the D.A.R.E. essay contest at my school. I like drugs.

• Fistfight with the bathroom.

Shhhh you can’t let all the beans out of the bag

Yes, more beans better.

Isn’t Heinz their favorite brand for beans on toast? I think they just like the tomatoey sauce.

Feels like my birthday

👀

But does it say it thrice?

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