My landlord will fix any problem I point out to him, as long as I am willing to wait somewhere between 2 weeks and however long I hold the lease.

It was a chocolate bar. What else do you eat with spaghetti in the bathtub?

Thought for sure this was straight out of an episode of Venture Brothers till I saw your link.

Rusty Venture’s cocktail recipes were an ongoing gag.

Bro there’s totally a way we can keep stroking Google, but like, in a way that Google doesn’t really enjoy it and neither do we.

Just wait until the difference is so slight that none of us can tell the difference.

Strawberry is"the pink" and that’s fine, but chocolate is most certainly not “the stink.”

I always assumed they were just another way for people to broadcast mundane factoids about themselves to total strangers that don’t care. Like an early form of social media, if you will.

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It was Friday, March 14th, 2003. Pi Day.

I played guitar in a shitty band in highschool and the administration let us play an impromptu show in the commons during the last period of the day, as long as we played an original song for Pi Day. Our vocalist recited somewhere around 100 digits of pi while the rest of us just made noise over a PA before they came out and told us to quit. Then we all went on possibly the best Spring Break ever.

Also an unexpectedly fun trip. “Weird and great” is pretty accurate for the channel!

that weird chick and she’s great.

Jenny Nicholson, for anyone interested. There’s an equally long one about a failed permanent Renaissance Faire that’s a real trip, too. Almost all of them are a fun diversion, really.

Nice. Congrats! Similar take here – my fiancee and I recently found a vintage setting acquired from an estate sale, plus a stone of her choosing (Labradorite), at a local family-owned jeweler. We ended up with a much more substantial and unique piece, spent way less money, limited our involvement in a predatory trade, and we’re gonna put that savings toward a nice experience together.

1 wine = 1 cocaine = 1 heroin

Shoutout to The Vulgar Chef. His videos are a nearly perfect mix of hilarious and vile.

Now dat’s da true-true, I seen it in a viddy

It just looks… I don’t know, kind of more rubbery than you’d ideally want for a cat.

The middle school I went to was also named after him. Didn’t know about him being a karate champion too!

They’re from “Morning Star Farms,” though I was careful to only say that they taste right, haha – They don’t plump up when cooked, and are prone to scorching in spots on the grill. But the flavor is spot on!