women won’t date me cause I’m ugly and married :\

Not me! I got the bald spot starting at the back turning me into a fucking monk.

otterpops, and pink is the best, followed by blue

In my mind a popsicle has a stick and anything thats in a tube like this is an otterpop, even though otterpop is a brand name and ain’t nobody buying the real otterpops.

I don’t really know how this system works but if I’m on one instance looking at stuff on another does that help at all? Is stuff cached to help spread out the load?

I’m part of the problem. How’s it going guys?