Omelettes don’t need flipping, or even really touching at all!

Add filling to one side when it’s almost done (I like cheese baby spinach and bacon), then slide it into the plate and fold over the top.

I miss shitty_watercolor. This AI slop just isn’t as effective.

“The quick brown fox jumps…”

“The dreams, I’m unaliving” works ok too.

Yeah I suspect it’s shaped location, but also if you’re used to milk being cold, it’s the place you’re going to look, and it’s going right in your fridge when you get home.

They put ultra pasteurized milk in the same cooler as regular milk in my neck of the woods. Same for egg nog.

Blue hats with sticky trap tape on the backs do wonders. Seriously they love moving dark blue spherical things.

Those purity ring things with dads freaks me out too. Fucking weird.

I think the Japanese are going to Britain next. There was something about it on a Marketplace (NPR) episode recently I think.

It’s fake, and a joke, but based on a real tweet the Intel CEO made when their stock crashed too.

Maybe it fits in the happy meal box.

Yeah whenever I need lumber I plan to set aside at least half an hour to dig through the piles to find OK boards.

That’s not from shrinkage (well the 1/16 might be, especially newer fast heated junk at the Homely Despot). It’s from when they mill the rough sawn 2x4 down to “finished size”. You can buy actual 2x4s, but they won’t have the nice planned surfaces or beveled edges.

I’m not wondering why it’s that sized, I’m annoyed why they insist on calling both rough saw and finished items 2x4s.

And I also forgot about the Mainers and their two-by-faws

What’s even more annoying is that a 2x4 (pronounced two-by-four) isn’t 2 by 4 inches. It’s 1.5 x 3.5 (sometimes even a 1/16 under).

It’s all because of some unfinished lumber bullshit, but it’s still not as confusing as pipe and hose fitting sizing at least.

Here’s a bunch of better examples (it’s a 1 minute video).

https://youtu.be/3ipFdRfFvK4

We haven’t gotten dumb enough. The buttfuckers restaurants are still right around the corner.

Once AI lets us get too dumb to read we’ll be closer than ever.

Also any language where through and threw sound identical doesn’t deserve much respect.

Or Jack if you’re a hipster.

Norms have changed tons over my nearly half century years here.