True true

Number three will get you through most all fences, walls, and locked doors. Become ungovernable.

!orphancrushing@lemmy.world

They said “free” and I elected to interpret that in the way that allowed me to make a little joke

winrar wrote this

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Family_International#Loving_Jesus

“Loving Jesus” is a term TFI members use to describe their intimate, sexual relationship with Jesus. TFI describes its “Loving Jesus” teaching as a radical form of bridal theology. They believe the church of followers is Christ’s bride, called to love and serve him with wifely fervor; however, this bridal theology is taken further, encouraging members to imagine Jesus is joining them during sexual intercourse and masturbation. Male members are cautioned to visualize themselves as women, in order to avoid a homosexual relationship with Jesus.

Blakeslee claimed he was not targeting anyone with his antics but had a habit of placing his waste in Pringles cans and randomly throwing them from his car as he traveled down the road.

I guess that’s… better?

Oh, based

Did i just see this same meme on c/ich_iel or am i worse at german than i thought?

Most modern “plotters” are just bigass printers. The word used to only mean pen-based vector-drawing machines, but the overlapping use in architechture and engineering meant that as cheap inkjets supplanted the pen plotters they co-opted the name.

French nuns in the middle ages be like

Ive been on the phone for an hour and they wont let me fucking cancel

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