Every Christmas they find another fragment of that person and their house underneath the snow.

Buy a Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra and install McAfee on it. What could possibly go wrong?

Deathwing wouldn’t stand a chance.

*pierce the air with high-frequency hatred

SpongeBob, what have they done to you?

Teen Titans, what have they done to you?

Dexter’s Lab, what have they done to you?

Muppet Babies, what have they done to you?

Garfield, what have they done to you?

Tom & Jerry, what have they done to you?

You do not want the lizard prince to touch your nuts.

picks up the obsidian disc that used to be a pizza

JARVIS: “Congratulations, you have discovered a new element.”

“In color!”

Beans (Japanese sweets)

Student: “They’re good memes.”

Teacher: “I know you’re sexting!”

Student: “Dude, I’m just upvoting memes.”

I sing the alt text of this comic to myself at least four times a year.

Russia: “Da, comrade, all yours.”

“If I wanted to play Twister, I would have put down the mat first.”

“XxXNeoTheOne69”

Caesar: “Et tu.”

Me: “Gesundheit.”

Also, if you played the GameCube at all, you hear that cube walking across the screen every… single… TIME!

Hooded intellectual: “YBC ChipStar”

(Japanese Pringles)

“Take the shot, Carter!”

When you think about it, everyone cardios to failure eventually.