You’re 92 and your kids are 10 and 8? Damn, and I thought I started late.

What pushed be over the edge was trying to watch some older shows in Prime and getting absolute dogshit quality. When I sail I get guaranteed 1080p, no ads, instant seek.

Cherio

That’s what I said.

I think they mean a metric ton, as it’s painted in the same colors as the other metric units.

Tonnes? Do they mean megagrams?

I was on a call at work and casually had task manager open because my work PC is a slow garbage. Teams was taking up over 1.1 GB of ram! Firefox with several tabs open was taking 2/3 of it. WTF?

I tend to agree… except for US bread. American bread is soft garbage.

CBAT starts playing in the background…

Alice Thomson can suck me fat cock.

They look like African wild dogs.

Not the last original, but I caught “Her” with my SO in the cinema on a lark, just to pass the time. And we loved every bit of that film. So original in so many ways.

Turns out she isn’t. I guess the constant donation of huge amounts of money prevented her from getting there.

Is Dolly Parton a billionaire? She has numerous assistance programs. I figure she wouldn’t be.

Is one of them a CEO?

MSM?

I thought this was referring to the gifts the United Healthcare CEO got yesterday.

I’m sure there are a few.

I’d sooner have statues of footballers rather than slavers.

Right? Why would they make a statue of him with a stiffy?

OH deserves an honorable mention at the very least.