… and also a porn addiction

Jesus walking on water to shame the sinkcels

Why was 66 scared of 67? Because 67 68 69

Liquefy your ass

Eat two gallons of hot sauce

I’ve heard that one before 🙄

K E V i _n

I also wish I could have a Volvo

Meowshroom

Yes, this is genuinely why being vegetarian is good

I’m sorry to inform you that 2025 is already half way done

Me when I walk into a room and there’s a person at all in it:

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Nope, we Brits use feet and inches for height. Miles for long distances, meters for medium distances, inches for small distances and millimetres for very small. If you’re old then you probably use feet for medium distances. Pints for alcohol, litres for everything else. Stone for the weight of people, kg for everything else unless you’re over 60 or cooking, in which case it’s pounds and ounces. Speed is in miles per hour unless you’re in physics class, then it’s meters per second

Probably not if there’s a crow talking to me

Everything since has been fun and exciting, and we can’t wait to kill Harambe and go again? Interesting viewpoint…

Thanks for the warning I guess? If only they’d used some of those letters to name their peer-reviewed scientific source for that information

I’ve got a cool Rubik’s cube t-shirt but I can never wear it around colourblind people because I don’t like that they can see my nipplws through it

The whole thing with incels is they never manage to get inside

YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A BOSCH OVEN KNOB

I kept meaning to put aside some time and answer you properly, but I still haven’t. Your comment was well-written and it seems like you put some thought into it, so thank you for that and sorry I didn’t get back to you