Me when I walk into a room and there’s a person at all in it:

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Nope, we Brits use feet and inches for height. Miles for long distances, meters for medium distances, inches for small distances and millimetres for very small. If you’re old then you probably use feet for medium distances. Pints for alcohol, litres for everything else. Stone for the weight of people, kg for everything else unless you’re over 60 or cooking, in which case it’s pounds and ounces. Speed is in miles per hour unless you’re in physics class, then it’s meters per second

Probably not if there’s a crow talking to me

Everything since has been fun and exciting, and we can’t wait to kill Harambe and go again? Interesting viewpoint…

Thanks for the warning I guess? If only they’d used some of those letters to name their peer-reviewed scientific source for that information

I’ve got a cool Rubik’s cube t-shirt but I can never wear it around colourblind people because I don’t like that they can see my nipplws through it

The whole thing with incels is they never manage to get inside

YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A BOSCH OVEN KNOB

I kept meaning to put aside some time and answer you properly, but I still haven’t. Your comment was well-written and it seems like you put some thought into it, so thank you for that and sorry I didn’t get back to you

Wait, what does the bomb from Halo 2 have to do with an ethernet cable?

I thought I’d remembered different names for it! I never made that connection though. I did try playing on Legendary this time around but it was too difficult. Halo 2 seems much harder than Reach, which was the last one I completed on Legendary. Maybe I’m just out of practice…

I don’t even know what X/Y is!

Visibly crumbles into dust from old age

I’ve just got off of my 360 playing Halo 2. I was playing the level with the tank, Ladies Like Armour Plating. Very fun :)

It’s ok, I don’t play Zelda. It’s more like I think Pokémon Blue was 10 years ago old but actually it was probably gen 4 (is that called Platinum?)

… I wish I hadn’t looked at Wikipedia now. Platinum was the third installment in gen 4 and that was 16 years ago. Apparently we’re up to gen 9 somehow

If there’s enough profit to turn the CEO into a billionaire, there’s also enough profit to pay the workers more. Certainly, as you’ve said, things could be worse and there’s plenty of bad examples, these workers were still being underpaid relative to the value they produced

Why do you think it’s ethical that he get so much of the profit instead of the people who made the goods he’s selling, or the people working in his shops?

Edit: hopefully that didn’t sound too rude

1675 + 10km/h

1675 + 100km/h

1675km/h

Turns out that 1675km/h is the magic number, anything above that is dangerous

Ctrl P is to print a page. The idea is you quickly press print before the paywall loads, so you can read the full article

Doms be like