Some do. One of the biggest wonders of my life has been growing up and learning how many women out there are actually into being choked, tied up, degraded and all other variety of sexual kinks.

This is officially the second dumbest take on the value of a quarter.

I knew a person who thought quarter to six meant 5:35 because “how many cents in a quarter dumbass.”

Her skills in toaster operation seem pretty important given the context.