Tom Hill has a normal butt and urethra. So I got my money on him

Fun post justification for characters originally based on black slaves.

Or has just been the target of an endless smear campaign than every edgy person loves to buy into and regurgitate

Kind of like it’s been endlessly targeted in a smear campaign

A lot of smaller places only have like two options for going out to eat and one is a subway attached to a gas station

What if the infinite water flask stops working? A point on the border where it just slowly decreases in output until it stops completely near the city? Add a mystery hook trying to figure out what cosmic power is sapping the water. Maybe something the party can fix or maybe it is the city god’s will and nothing can be done.