I’ve pulled one of those wireless trimmers apart when it quit working. I found a rechargeable AA battery soldered in there.

It would be news, and even harder to believe as real news.

Yeah, I’m having trouble seeing this as real news.

Oh man, so many awesomely awful jokes came in this format. Best source of dad jokes around, I miss that meme

Google, duck duck go when I don’t want to see ads for days based on what I’m searching, Bing and Perplexity when I want to avoid doing a series of searches to learn something.