Eventually you get tired of being mid and then just practice. It took me into my 40s to feel that way, so it may take you a while to feel that way (if you ever do).

Weed and Adderall sound like a dope ass combo.

Jokes on you. That’s her kink.

If they have 2FA then yes use the same password. If not heeeeeeeeeellllllllllll no.

I will dead ass be seriously trying to listen to them and then my brain is like “remember that time when…” and then all is lost.

If I’m late I’m late.

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I miss the IT Crowd and I am sad a show like it will never exist again.

We are addicted to coffee. But not good coffee. Shitty Starbucks or Peet’s coffee. Only a few of us truly live and drink small shop ethically sourced but we know that’s for rich folks!

Too thicc go back!

I think that one is called a ghost shit.

You can still assign them to a drive if you want to though.

I think mine took it a little too far. Yay PTSD!

Recruiter: Why is there a gap in your resume?

Me: Why has this position been hiring every month?

Goes home quietly and shaves head and wears beanie for 8 months.

I wonder if she lost the feeling in her legs from sitting on the shitter that long for a photoshoot?

I learned a food hack where you can make your pizza on top of a pineapple so its technically not a topping.