New nickname for Ivanka: Challah

Why? She’s Jewish bre(a)d

Poor minded George seems to be the opposite of Curious George.

It’s a picture of the Marjorie Stoneman Douglas High School shooter during his interrogation.

He said he had voices in his head and saw demons, so the detective asked if the demons were in the room with them at the moment.

So, by using this incident, the meme is suggesting that Great Again America is not real.

More like a revenue loss and a bigger revenue loss place.

Why yes

Cop: say woof.

Dog: what, right now?

Cop: yeah.

Dog: but I don’t smell anything…

Cop: I’ll give you a treat.

Dog: woof woof woof!

Wow, sorry to hear about her grandma! Kristy is so lucky to have you!

sell my car

Listen, you only live once. Ladies like Kristy are totally worth the inconvenience of selling your car and the difficulties that will definitely result from this impulsive action. I hope you enjoy the trip to sunny Hawaii together!

So much so that ducks have developed evolutionary defenses.

For example, do you know why ducks have tail feathers?

To cover their butt quacks!

Maybe summarize it into a top 5 list?