Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, “The Never-Ending Story”

The guy on the left is so lazy he can’t even stand up straight to make his point. You got time to lean, you got time to suck cock buddy!

https://youtu.be/tHEOGrkhDp0?si=4ykOGtaMACaAs7i4

What makes a man turn neutral?

Loss is the new Rickroll.

They just combined a Vita with a Virtual Boy. This fits with my theory that the Echo is just a cylinder with an unsold Fire phone inside.

https://i.imgur.com/qhZQMRb.jpeg

Maybe we could save some money by getting rid of the monarchy once and for all?

I have that too, but the only impact is I need 2x the novocaine at the dentist. I should have been doing heroin all this time.

It’s up to 23 hours after I got long covid.

Updated version from @iamhappytoast

I completely get it. I missed the watermark on this photoshopped meme and posted it without attribution and was like “hurr durr, I couldn’t find the artist” until another user pointed out it was in the image. We’re all at our limits these days with the state of the world.

Whoosh :)

Fuck, I didn’t think I’d ever be nostalgic for the constant threat of being nuked, but here we are.

D’oh! My only defense is that I’m old and didn’t have my reading glasses on.

There’s so many codefendants that they have to pick some deep cut villains.

Where would I go??

Thank you and my apologies Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie.

Woohoo, Margot Robbie finally commented on one of my posts!